The Armstrong & Miller Show

A bathroom blinds fitter works out just how to humiliate a difficult customer; a divorced dad 'bonds' with his young son in the park, Gullible Rog returns home from work to find his wife and his best friend in full bondage gear, an aggressive head chef goes a step too far in his criticisms, and more.

A divorced dad and his young son bond over tea, two builders pretend to be Polish to give them an easier life at work, a man is desperate to catch up on his life after waking from a coma, a busy CEO's aides keep him up to date with news, and more.

Breakfast News takes more viewer emails, Divorced Dad explains to his son why no one wants to be friends with him, Rog finds his wife on top of Peter, and the half-price pots scandal is revealed.

The fighter pilots are captured by the Germans, a mounted police officer is teased by his squad car pals, and Rog comes home to surprise his wife on their anniversary, only to find Peter already there.

We get to see what goes on at the back of pharmacies, tempers fray at Dandylions when the till runs out of change, and we get to look in on taxi driver conversation training.

Rog finds his best friend and wife naked together in the back of his car - but still doesn't suspect anything; three marketing executives are stranded on an island and brainstorm a suitable SOS message; a sketch involving inadequate army boots.

Armstrong and Miller provide their own take on Sky Sports Football News, Pru and Miranda smash their cafe window again, and the Prime Minister accidently leaves his wife in a volatile African country.