Married...With Children

Al gets a pair of tickets to a big basketball game.

When Al finds out one of his high school girlfriends is experiencing gang trouble in the old neighborhood, he enlists the help of his football pals for a confrontation.

Bud's latest attempts to impress women fail miserably, causing him such embarrassment that he confines himself to the basement.

Peg checks Al's horoscope and insists he's due for a stroke of good luck. But when good things actually start happening, Al gets a shrinking feeling that his luck won't last.

When Marcy's superiors at the bank ask her to deliver bad news at a shareholder's meeting, she calls a radio therapist who suggests she focus on sex to overcome her fear of speaking in public.

Al quits lending his car to Kelly and Bud, who take matters into their own hands and purchase one to share.

On Halloween, Al is left to face Death as Peggy and the kids are recruited to fill in for the Village People.

Al tries to counsel a new employee against marriage.

Al and his friends fight back against women's liberation.

Al and Jefferson avoid a theater event in order to go to a sports bar.

Feeling disenchanted and ignored, Buck runs away.

Al is accidentally circumcised.

Al misses the D'Arcy's annual Christmas party, unaware that he wasn't invited.

Peggy's birthday gift for Al causes quite a stir at the mall.

Kelly's boyfriend accidentally destroys Peggy's sofa.

The Bundy's and the D'Arcys go to war over a property line dispute.

When Al's old Dodge approaches the one million mark, the manufacturer offers to highlight it in a commercial--in exchange for a brand new sports car.

When Bud discovers a long-lost Valentine's card a girlfriend had sent him a year ago, he goes on a mission to

Al fights to keep an auto factory from replacing his high school football field.

Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.

When Al's sarcasm costs him his prized parking space, he turns to a manly hero for advice.

To win a contest, Peggy must persuade Al to come home from work to engage in some afternoon hanky-panky.

After their television breaks down and Al finds a way to win a large sum of money to buy a replacement, he auditions to be a contestant on a new sports trivia game show.

Household chores threaten Al's chance to see a favorite old movie.