Married...With Children

Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs.

Al must brave the department of motor vehicles to renew his driver's license, but discovers that his fate lies in Bud's hands.

Learning that "The Avengers" episode they wanted isn't available, Al and Jefferson happily settle for "The Three Stooges" instead.

Bud is distracted by Marcy's sexy niece.

Al refuses to allow breast feeding in the shoe store.

Al's battle against breastfeeding lands him in trouble with the store's owner.

Bud is tapped to run a phone hot line for virgins.

Al must sleep with Marcy so that Jefferson can cash in her valuable Barbie doll.

The Bundys and D'Arcys discover a new TV show modeled after their lives.

Al reunites his old high school football team to play the championship game that never was.

Al and his friends decide to remedy the professional baseball strike themselves.

Al and his friends are forced to take their wives to a strip club.

Al protests the cancellation of his favorite TV show.

The "NO MA'AM" men take their Psycho Dad protest to Washington, D.C.

Bud helps Kelly with a commercial audition to prove himself to Marcy's niece.

Al goes out of his way to help Kelly and meet his TV idol, Larry Storch.

Al's Dodge goes into the car wash, but doesn't come out.

Al and Peggy plans and good intentions or their 25th wedding anniversary are upset.

Peg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcy's along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.

After the sinking of their cruise ship, the Bundys and D'Arcys are left to fend for themselves at sea.

Peggy is invited to play in a big bingo tournament; Al and his friends set out to choose "No Ma'am's" new official beer.

Kelly discovers she has a wealthy, but young, secret admirer.

Bud volunteers for a computer sex experiment.

Al's fraudulent lawsuit against the mall is jeopardized by his desire to win a bowling championship.