Two and a Half Men
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Magical chemistry in 9-time Emmy-winning comedy
Original version
Seasons 1-12
24 episodes
1. Working For Caligula
1. Working For Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
22min
Sep 17, 2006
2. Who's Vod Kanockers?
2. Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
22min
Sep 24, 2006
3. The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress
3. The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
22min
Oct 1, 2006
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
21min
Oct 8, 2006
5. A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility
5. A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
21min
Oct 15, 2006
6. Apologies For The Frivolity
6. Apologies For The Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
21min
Oct 22, 2006
7. Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head
7. Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
22min
Nov 5, 2006
8. Release The Dogs
8. Release The Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia.
22min
Nov 12, 2006
9. Corey's Been Dead For An Hour
9. Corey's Been Dead For An Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
22min
Nov 19, 2006
10. Kissing Abe Lincoln
10. Kissing Abe Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo.
22min
Nov 26, 2006
11. Walnuts And Demerol
11. Walnuts And Demerol
Charlie finds himself hosting an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
21min
Dec 10, 2006
12. Castrating Sheep In Montana
12. Castrating Sheep In Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
22min
Jan 7, 2007
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.
22min
Jan 21, 2007
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor.
22min
Feb 4, 2007
15. My Damn Stalker
15. My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings for Rose; Alan fudges his online dating profile.
22min
Feb 11, 2007
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
22min
Feb 18, 2007
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
22min
Feb 25, 2007
18. It Never Rains In Hooterville
18. It Never Rains In Hooterville
After realizing Jake is almost grown up, Alan makes a last-minute attempt at father-son bonding.
22min
Mar 18, 2007
19. Smooth As A Ken Doll
19. Smooth As A Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
21min
Apr 8, 2007
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
22min
Apr 15, 2007
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts the brothers to reexamine their sexual identities.
22min
Apr 22, 2007
22. Mr. Mcglue's Feedbag
22. Mr. Mcglue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the DMV.
22min
Apr 29, 2007
23. Anteaters. They'Re Just Crazy Lookin'
23. Anteaters. They'Re Just Crazy Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman working at his house.
22min
May 6, 2007
24. Prostitutes And Gelato
24. Prostitutes And Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them to Las Vegas.
21min
May 13, 2007
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