Tripping the Rift

Feeling unappreciated, Whip takes control of the ship (thinking he's playing a video game) and soon crash lands on a planet who's entire population seems to worships him.

The crew travels to gay planet Fabulous Heaven to get rid of a stolen shipment of G-Y Jelly. There, Chode is soon thrown in jail for having illegal heterosexual sex with Six.

Captain's Log - cruisin', bruisin' and losin' my temper a little more every freckin' minute. Christmas came early on the Jupiter 42 this year: I was charging up a storm, buying every sick freckin' porno I could find. When my crew started to whine that I was hogging all the goodies, I shared the wealth (generous guy that I am). T'Nuk, naturally, missed the point and bought a new bra big enough to hold her sagging blubber-bags. Fortunately, Whip showed a little imagination and ordered a shiny new shrink ray from the back of a comic book. Sadly, not everyone likes to share as much as I do.

The Jupiter 42 is out of fuel and has to pass through the Bermuda Quadrant in order to get to a fueling station. On the way they run into the ghost ship USS El Dorado.

Captain's Log, the self-lighting kind that never freakin' works when you put it in the fireplace, even after you douse it in gasoline - It's always such a tragedy when my ass-bouncing with Six is interrupted by petty trivialities. This time, my grandpa Benito broke out of the Fun City Retirement Home with a gang of antique cronies, then waylaid us with some wackjob story about the staff at Fun City sucking his brainwaves out against his will. Obviously, I can't be blamed for thinking that was a load of horse crap.

The crew walks out on Chode and find new jobs on a Cruiseship in space. Meanwhile, Chode hires a group of illegal alien aliens to run the Jupiter 42.

Chode bets his life-long rival Adam Shatner that Whip can beat Adam12 at the Intergalactic X-Games hover-board games. If Whip wins, Chode gets Adam's ship. If he loses, Adam gets Six.

When two Alien Greys try to scam Chode into paying for an accident they caused, he escapes through a time warp. This leads both ships to travel back in time and crash land on Earth near the lackluster town of Roswell.

The crew takes a holiday at Gillabus IV and find the entire planet celebrating the holiday of Clownza. Realizing the festivities are part of one of Darph Bobo's schemes, Chode invents his own rival holiday, 'Peacester'.

At their High School Reunion, Chode regains his former status of the King of Cool, Darph Bobo is again the King of Dorks and T'Nuk the Queen of Bullies.

Commander Adam 1 has crashed on Vitalius IV, a planet inhabited by just about every SciFi monster ever created. His wife Nancy forces Chode to go rescue him by injecting an earwig that will consume his brain within 24 hours.

Chode nearly chokes to death on a hamburger and resolves to change his selfish ways. Meanwhile, God and the Devil bet on which one of them will have to take Chode when his time comes.

Six is arrested for several counts of robbery. The real culprit turns out to be Haffa Dozen, the woman Six was modeled after. When T'Nuk goes undercover as a prison guard to break Six out, she mistakes Haffa Dozen for Six.