One Foot in the Grave

Victor and Margaret return from a shopping trip to discover that the house has been burgled and their television stolen. So they decide to go to the pub where Victor meets up with an old school friend who mistakes him for someone else entirely!

Mrs Warboys tells the story of how Margaret went missing following a series of haunting dreams. Mr Swainee evades Victor's attempts to nail the fence closed and invites the Meldrews round to see his pigeons.

Patrick and Pippa quite rightly fear the worst when they ask Victor and Margaret to look after their house whilst they are on holiday. For when Victor seeks revenge for the litter thrown into his garden, it goes terribly wrong.

A day out turns into a nightmare for Victor, Margaret and Mrs Warboys; when the bank holiday traffic comes to a standstill on the motorway. Trapped in the car staring at a horse's back end for four hours!

Victor and Margaret battle to rid their home of an evil curse.

Victor and Margaret visit the BBC. Victor is overjoyed when he finally gets a decent job offer as the doorman at a posh hotel. But after being insulted by a guest in an obvious wig he decides that retirement is the better option after all.