Jackass

Johnny Knoxville recites the Gettysburg Address while wearing a beard of leeches. Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get rowdy in a hotel.

Chris Pontius goes face to face with the fearsome Emu. With the aid of a porta-potty, Wee Man and Preston Lacy baffle bystanders near a bus stop.

Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the "Jackass" producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer.

Steve-O attacks the slopes of Mt. Hood with a porta-potty strapped to two snowboards; Johnny Knoxville goes to the Sunset Ranch for an old style western shootout. The "Jackass" cast take turns lobbing a rubber ball at each others scrotums.

Johnny Knoxville tries to get his blood-soaked car washed. Chris Pontius and Mike Kassak bring another ocean sport to the streets of LA. Preston Lacy with the help of two scantily-clad women bring us into the bazre world of domination.

Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer an unknown chemical through Portland. Steve-O and Ehren McGehey suit up and scrimmage through the streets. Chris Pontius sheds the G-String for his Playgirl Magazine photos.

Johnny Knoxville and "Smiling" Jack Pollick dress Jack's apartment to look like a scene from Texas Chainsaw massacre, then hire carpet-cleaning companies to see what they can do with the mess.

Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze are transformed into elderly men. Pratfalls and public shows of affection are the order of the day. Steve-O, Chris Pontius and Wee Man spend the day with basketball legend Shaquille O'Neal.