One Foot in the Grave

Victor is dogged by some practical jokers, and then joyriders steal his car.

Mrs Warboys moves in with the Meldrews after rain floods her basement home.

Everyone is stunned when Mrs Warboys has a wax model of herself made as the prize from a competition. Victor comes face to face with extra-marital temptation, when Millicent Miles, the local greengrocer, takes a fancy to him.

The Meldrews suffer a long wait in their solicitor's waiting room. Victor observes the strange habits of the other visitors, fidgets impatiently, and finally attacks a dog with a cake. Margaret remembers the first time they kissed.

Margaret and Pippa once more attempt to get Victor and Patrick to bury the hatchet but the result is no less of a disaster than usual. Victor restores a Dutch girl marionette and experiments with some deadly seafood cookery.

Romance is in the air for Mr Swainee when he finally invites Tania his mother's nurse out for a date. Victor takes a job as a chauffeur but rapidly wipes out his employers beloved fleet through a series of Victor-esque mishaps.