Car 54, Where Are You?

Toody and Muldoon are assigned to pick up the President of the United States from Idlewild Airport and drive him to the United Nations.

Muldoon moves in with Toody and his family, but when odd things happen while everyone's sleeping, Muldoon and Lucille think they've having an affair with each other.

Both Toody and Muldoon fall ill and the doctor is in awe of how much alike the two men are.

Muldoon flashes back to twelve years ago to trouble he had with Schnauser.

Mitch Miller gives the men at the precinct the chance to sing on the show, "Sing Along with Mitch."

Mrs. Bronson tries to move into her apartment that hasn't been completely built yet.

People mistake Leo for a Russian Count.

The precinct pools their money into a stage production, but they didn't realize that the play centers on a corrupt police department.

While undercover, Toody robs a bank with a group of men. Now that the group thinks Toody is an expert bank robber, he tricks them into falling for a fake robbery.

Toody bird-sits for Captain Block, but accidentally teaches the parrot the phrase “I hate Captain Block.”

After landing a role in a play, Sylvia decides to go on a diet.

The precinct comes together and gets new furniture for Pretzel Mary.

The precinct attends a Broadway play together.

While Captain Block is rehearsing for a play, Toody and Muldoon overhear and think the Captain is a kleptomaniac.

The guys convince Muldoon to ask the Captain's niece to attend Marti Gras with him, and when she accepts, Muldoon's ego goes to his head.

A group of robbers move next door to a bank and begin to plot a bank heist involving knocking down the wall between them and the bank. However, their plan is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon as they try to get their restaurant up and going.

Toody and Muldoon get ex-con Benny a job at a candy store. However, Benny soon regresses back into his old habits.

Both Toody and Muldoon run for President of the Brotherhood.

Toody and Muldoon protect a visiting Russian official.

Nogal has Captain Block put on a special play honoring Muldoon's father who was able to solve an unsolvable case. However, when Muldoon finds his father's diary, the truth is revealed.

The Toodys take in a man, but begin to doubt that the man is really a preacher like he claims he is.

Toody mentions that today is an important day, which starts rumors flying around the precinct as to why it's an important day. Thinking they've all forgotten an occasion, everyone panics.

The precinct tries to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, an alcoholic.

Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that people will attend his Bar Mitzvah. However, that proves to be a hard promise to keep since Joel's father is a mean landlord everyone despises.