Angela Anaconda

An annual bike race is an event that could easily bring a smile to Angela's face. However, Angela is stuck with hand-me-down bikes from her goofy brothers. // Someone is robbing the Manoir Manor of their precious trinkets. Tapwater Springs jumps into action, immediately calling for the formation of a neighbourhood watch.

Angela is anticipating the arrival of an exchange student from Europe who is to stay with her family. She imagines the girl will turn out to be just like the sister she has always dreamed of. // A freak fire sprinkler accident has turned the halls of Tapwater Springs Elementary into an ice rink.

Angela finds herself flushing the class goldfish down the toilet. This is not the first goldfish that has passed on to the bowl in the sky while in her care. // The Tapwater Springs Elementary School annual handstand fundraiser is fast approaching. Angela practices her technique with great enthusiasm.

Angela playfully throws a snowball Johnny's way. Not only does it hit an unreceptive Johnny, but it bounces off of him and hits Nanette too. // Someone at Tapwater Springs Elementary has violated the school "dump your food, not your tray" policy. Nobody may leave the cafeteria until somebody confesses to the crime.

Angela has been on her best behavior for the past twenty-nine days. Mrs. Brinks has promised that if the class is trouble-free for one whole month, she will show them the compass that once belonged to flying ace Amelia Earhart. // When the students in Angela's class have to give a presentation about the Ancient Greeks, Angela picks Hercules on account of he was the greatest ancient Greek.

Today is a good day because an after-school snack awaits Angela. When finally the school bell rings, Angela rushes out to meet her mother. // Sunday afternoon and the kids fill the day and their stomachs with day old Abatti pizza. Everyone, that is, except Gordy Rhinehart. Gordy has spent a month's worth of Sundays without his father.

The Manoirs are invited to Angela's house for dinner./Angela wins the right to give a speech on the virtues of broccoli - which she hates.

Today is Nature Survival Day and the kids are taken on a field trip to the woods where they will partake in a character building obstacle course. // While the gang prepares to race Gina's turtles, a distraught Uncle Nicky distracts them. It seems Uncle Nicky has picked today to realize that he is getting old.

Today is the day of the annual Save The Manatees Auction. The residents of Tapwater Springs sell and buy each other's junk with great enthusiasm. // Angela has unscrewed the cap of the peppershaker in order to play a devious trick on her brothers over breakfast.

It's nearing Halloween. Angela has hesitations because she is worried Geneva will create an embarrassing costume for her to wear like in years past. // It's nearing Halloween and the search is on to find the perfect garage to build a haunted house. Angela's garage wins because it is the darkest, the scariest...and quite frankly, the cleanest!

The best thing about field trips is that you're not in school. And when you're not in school you don't have to do any assignments. // The gang is on another field trip, this time to the local museum. An exhibit on ancient Egypt is clearly the most exciting.

Gina invites Angela to the annual Thanksgiving Lash Bash. Angela declines. The Anaconda household believes Thanksgiving is for family and so with her family Angela will stay.// While researching her family history for a class project, Angela discovers that the Anacondas of yesteryear owned Miss Nettie.

The school day starts out ordinarily boring as everyone awaits an announcement from Mrs. Brinks. // The school day starts out ordinarily boring as everyone awaits an announcement from Mrs. Brinks.They rush outside to find the bird has seemingly died.

It's Christmas and Christmas is Angela's favorite time of the year. Everyone seems to be happier and full of holiday spirit. // It's Chanukah and Chanukah is Gina's favorite time of the year. Everyone seems to be happier and full of holiday spirit.

Angela has been waiting a whole month for this very moment. Angela and her friends signed up for pen pals while on a trip to the museum. // Mr. Tastee Twirl is holding a talent contest in which the winner will get to ride with him in the Tastee Twirl truck and ring the Tastee Twirl bell. None of Angela's friends think they have any talent that would win them such a coveted prize.

Today is the hottest day in Tapwater Springs and Angela and her pals decide to cool off in Nonna's water sprinklers. Unfortunately Tapwater Springs is experiencing a drought and the Mayor has ordered all citizens to conserve water. // Thanks to King, Angela and her friends get to witness the miracle of birth. King bares four adorable puppies.

The liverwurst sandwiches that Geneva gives to Angela everyday for lunch are becoming less appetizing. In fact, Angela isn't the only person bored with her lunch. // Angela and Gina love being part of the Junior Ranger-ettes. They however don't love that Karlene and January are about to elect Nanette troop leader in an upcoming vote.

Grandma Lou is back in town and Angela couldn't be happier. Grandma Lou is just as fun as any kid. One day while playing, Lou hurts herself and Bill decides that it's time his mother had a friend her own age. // Mrs. Brinks' class has been chosen to do a newscast for the community-access channel.

Angela is poised to become Q&A Queen./Angela goes to the movies.

Johnny learns a few tricks. /Angela teaches the town about love.

Coach Rhinehart has lost his voice and football practice has been cancelled. Mark and Derek are left with nothing to do but torture poor Angela. // Angela innocently discovers something strange on Johnny's chest. None of the kids knows what it is but Uncle Nicky recognizes it. Johnny has genuine Abatti chest hair.

Coach Rhinehart has lost his voice and football practice has been cancelled. Mark and Derek are left with nothing to do but torture poor Angela. // Angela innocently discovers something strange on Johnny's chest. None of the kids knows what it is but Uncle Nicky recognizes it. Johnny has genuine Abatti chest hair.

Today is "Take Your Kids To Work Day". Since Bill is unable to make a living as an inventor, his day job is that of a salesman. // Jimmy Jamal has reached new heights on his Immortal Wombat video game. He's about to beat the high score when Coach Rhinehart shows up to drag him away to a silent soccer retreat.

Jiggly James, the official spokesperson for Jiggly Fruit, announces that the tasty treat has a new and improved recipe. Can perfection be improved upon? // Parents in Tapwater Springs are busy helping their child build a soapbox-racing car for an upcoming race.