'Allo 'Allo!

Rene is forced to masquerade as the head of the Gestapo - Heinrich Himmler himself - in an attempt to rescue 'Frau Von Kinkenrotten' from prison. Of course this is actually Herr Flick, still in drag from his earlier disguise.

Gruber rescues René from his cell, while Flick orders Helga to collect evidence of the supposed plot to blow up Hitler.

René and his staff devise a plan whereby Leclerc can enter Gruber's room disguised as a fireman to create a diversion so they can blow up the safe.

During the pandemonium caused by the fire at the chateau, Leclerc breaks into the safe and is surprised by what he finds.

René announces that he intends to marry the head of the Communist Resistance, Denise, who was his childhood sweetheart.

René's wedding to Denise is on Saturday. Edith plots with Michelle to capture the bride and to stand in her place at the altar.

In the aftermath of her wedding day, Denise has escaped and is out for blood. Meanwhile, the café is attacked by a machine gun.

René tells Edith, Yvette and Mimi that Denise is out to get them. Meanwhile, Helga reports the whereabouts of the paintings to the Colonel.

Michelle gives René an outfit in which he can conceal a camera so he can take pictures of the invasion plans.

The successful photographic attempt from last week was, after all, unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Michelle reveals her love for René.

Gruber informs von Klinkerhoffen that it was the French general who blew up Flick, and Michelle tells Yvette she is faking her love for René.

Fearing being blamed for the ten generals who were sent to the coast, René sets out to brick himself into his cellar.

The Colonel, Gruber, Bertorelli and Leclerc are held ransom by Denise, and Michelle decides to take advantage of the situation.

The stolen money from the bank robbery is hidden in the cuckoo clock, while René is concerned that Edith's singing is driving away paying customers.

The Gestapo disguise themselves as fish traders to trace the stolen money, and Michelle arrives at the café with a microfilm of the invasion plans.

Despite the unsuccessful attempt to launch the long-distance duck, René hopes life can return to normal. But will it?

René returns from the hospital to learn from Gruber that Alphonse has been eliminated by an exploding bed pan.

Helga informs the Colonel that Leclerc will be shot if the stolen money is not returned. Meanwhile, Fanny decides to bake a potato.

Michelle tells René he must hide one thousand kilos of high explosive in the café, and the charges will be disguised as Christmas puddings.

Helga knows the landmines are in the builder's yard, but when they are moved to the airbase, she concocts a plan to get at them.

René decides to take the paintings and elope to Switzerland with Yvette, and Flick learns that von Klinkerhoffen wants them for himself.

René is on the night train to Geneva, and while he is seeking to avoid Edith, he bumps into Mimi, the Colonel and Gruber.

René hides his gold in the cuckoo clock, then at the Colonel's order disguises himself and his Resistance friends as a string quartet.

René hides the missing paintings in packets of spaghetti, while von Klinkerhoffen scans the Colonel's office with a mine detector.