My Wife and Kids

While Jay is away taking care of her mother who broke a leg, Michael is left in charge of the house and the kids.

The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home. Thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting.

Michael's trying to run the house, but the kids don't want to obey his rules.

The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left the house to take care of their grandma, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be.

Janet returns home from taking care of her mom's injury, and she's put on a few pounds after eating mom's home cooking.

Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won't let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica's.

Michael takes Jr. to the doctor and the doctor asks Michael to take a prostate exam.

When the kids are grounded and aren't allowed to watch TV, they decide to play "make me laugh or die".

Jay gets fired in front of the girls on "take your daughter to work day".

Jay buys Jr. computer appliances (including a 24-hour broadcast webcam), and Michael protests saying he'll only use it for porno instead of studying.

Michael accidentally kills Kady's hamster and doesn't have the courage to tell her right away, which results in Kady playing around with a dead hamster.

Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability of spending the allowance money wisely.

Michael wants to play the videogame and Jay thinks he doesn't love her anymore.

Michael is on a mission -- to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes.

Jay organizes a historic trip to Paul Revere's house for the entire family to learn more about American history.

Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever for the guy in front of him to move on. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game on TV, but Jay says they're going out for family dinner.

The entire dinner is doomed from the beginning.

Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies so they can check on Tony.

Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children.

Michael freaks out when he spots a gray hair, but not on his head.

Jay is coaching Kady's soccer team. The girls complain it's not any fun and Michael tries talking to Jay about it.

Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game until he hires her as the new accountant at his firm.

After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully.

When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.