Sparks fly when Father Clifford casts Assumpta as heroine in the village play. She objects to playing the love scenes, but then the romantic lead arrives.

When Enda is spotted panning for gold, Liam and Donal cook up a tourism scam. Meanwhile Father Clifford tries to save the job of a dedicated teacher.

Father Clifford has a problem getting young people into church. Hollywood comes to town in the form of Quigley and his video camera.

Father Peter's talks with the local youth club is dubbed the "sex talk." After slipping on a piece of soap and being temporarily replaced, Ambrose teams up with Quigley to oust the new Garda. And Niamh faces tragedy.

Brian Quigley hires a new housekeeper despite Niamh's displeasure. A bunch of tearaway kids cause problems for schoolteacher Brendan.

Brian Quigley announces a beauty contest just as the beautiful Naomi comes to town claiming to be Eamonn's niece. Niamh and Father Clifford are having trouble with Con O'Neil.

Kathleen's house is badly damaged by fire but she has no insurance. A collection is started involving a flutter on dogs where Brian Quigley is hoping to win.

Strangers, Tom and Jerry, watch Quigley who is later robbed of his account books, sparking the rumor that the two men are from "the Revenue." Meanwhile Assumpta considers moving to Dublin without telling Father Peter. And Niamh goes to the doctor.